I am infallible. That means I can never be wrong.

Well, not NEVER. That would be ridiculous. But if I’m standing up here on the internet, speaking to you in my official capacity as The Wordmonster, then I can’t make a mistake. I can’t lie, either. Everything I say is completely true.

It’s not that I’m especially smart or insightful. In fact, my post requires me to be humble. It’s just that an all-knowing benevolent superbeing has chosen me to speak to you on its behalf. So in addition to being true, everything I say is also inherently, unquestionably good.

Is there anything you’d like to ask me?